American Idol Results Show - Adios, David Hernandez
Ain’t no party like and Idol Results party, yo! (That’s why I held back my comments until St. Patrick’s Day… I guess.) Jim Carrey! Sanjaya! Repeat performances of the three LOWEST vote-getters! We can only go up from here, my homies…
Here is my extremely random Results show analysis from Beatles’ week number one:
* I spent most of the show trying to figure out just who is most desperate for a comeback - Dr. Seuss, Jim Carrey or Sanjaya (and it ain’t Dr. Seuss).
* Speaking of Sanjaya - he is apparently still dating his Sisterjaya… *Shudder* (C’mon, you gotta admit that there is something very “not right” about those two).
* 29 million votes! Uh, Ryan probably shouldn’t emphasize that statistic when there were 30 million plus votes cast in previous weeks. Perhaps the decline in votes is part of a Danimal retaliatory strike in response to Dictator Danny Noriega going home last week?
* Looks like we will be treated with another week of Lennon/McCartney songs… yippie. Not to dis two of the best songwriters of all time - but one week of Beatles karaoke is more than enough for me. Maybe Yoko will show up for some extra ear pain!
* D-Cook really needs a new hat. I fully understand the desire to hide the hair helmet, dude - but…
* Did anyone catch that enormous gleek that flew out of Michael Johns’ mouth while singing “Can’t Buy Me Love”? It appeared to fly in slow motion, as if it were weighted with some loogie substance… and I wasn’t even grossed out. He’s hotter than I thought! The other Idol kids are quite fortunate that no one slipped and fell in the puddle o’ spittle - especially you, Amanda.
* Out of Carly, Michael, Jason and Syesha - was there really any mystery here as to who would stand in the bottom three?
* Does Syesha remind anyone else of Diana DeGarmo? Not so much in the way she sings, or the way she looks… but in the manner of how she grates on my nerves so much.
* After that over-the-top vocal run at the end of Syesha’s bottom three performance, you can now add her to my “Most Desperate for a Comeback” list above.
* Yay - Ford commercials are back in the hizzouse! And you gotta love a presidential race as your inspiration… If Michael Johns were a presidential candidate, he would be Mitt Romney. Hubba hubba. David A. would be the Obama ringer, and Ramiele would be Hillary. D-Cook would have to be The Huckabee, even though he has McCain’s hair.
* I suspect that Amanda’s Idol goals came to fruition upon meeting the lead singer of REO Speedwagon.
* Speaking of the Speedwagon - I believe I am the biggest dork in the Idol blogosphere for knowing the name of REO’s lead singer… (Kevin Cronin!)
* Ryan did not fool us into thinking that Kristy Lee would NOT be needing her instrument of torture (the microphone) to serenade us as she once again appeared in the bottom three. Don’t worry, KLC - at least Sanjaya is a believer… and if you break out the Scarnato short-shorts next week, you should be a lock for the Idol tour next summer. Sidenote: Those wood floor strobe lights should never be used in combination with the seizure-inducing purple stars screensaver ever, ever again.
* Simon + Ryan + a truckload of mud. Sounds like a golden fundraising gimmick for Idol Gives Back!
* David Foster apparently inserted a microchip into Kat McPhee - she appears more “Stepford” than ever.
* Danny and Ramiele are BFF’s 4-eva and totally do each other’s hair! Ish.
* I snorted when David H. said that his appearance in the bottom three didn’t necessarily mean that he was voted off. Them’s famous last words, kiddo.
* Do the Powers That Be really believe that hearing the THREE worst perfomances instead of just ONE is an improvement for the Results show audience? Yeesh.
* David Hernandez will “see us at the top”… oh my goodness, it’s best that I just leave that one alone. :-O
So, does anyone else think that Beatles’ Week Number Two will live up to its name?
This entry was posted on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm and is filed under Television, American Idol.
