American Idol - What Should The Girls Sing?
Tonight it’s the girls turn to wow us with the oh-so-current vocal stylings of the 1960’s. I am just giddy with anticipation, as yet again I will get to digest a big ol’ helping of Janis Joplin karaoke. Amanda Overmyer’s safety is in the bag this week - but of course I would never suggest or imply that the Idol producers had this in mind whilst considering this week’s theme. The 60’s are a natural fit for 24 singers born post 1979. If they can’t contemporize Three Dog Night, baby - then they just ain’t right for this competition, yo.
*Sarcasm filter off* Grr.
Here is what I think the girls should sing, if we lived in a perfect world that was free from the Nigel Lythgoe brand of Idol Totalitarianism:
Joanne Borgella - Joanne has the potential to have a very pretty falsetto, so she could do well with some Bee Gees, or even a little Jackson 5.
Kristy Lee Cook - Kristy will probably veer towards the safe side of the road at all times - and will stick to singing your typical Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill, Dixie Chick predictable country fare - if she ever decides to stop singing “Amazing Grace”. How I would love to be surprised by young Kristy - maybe a little “True Colors” by Cyndi Lauper?
Amy Davis - The only thing I can imagine this chick singing is “Don’tcha” by The Pussycat Dolls, accompanied by a pole dance.
Asia’h Epperson - She sounds like a girl that could sing anything - melodic rock, even. So for fun, let’s stick with artists she can relate to… those named after a geographical location. Europe. Boston. Kansas. And of course - Asia!
Alexandrea Lushington - What I have seen of her so far suggests a militant vibe - probably the army green jacket. I suggest “Toy Soldiers” by Martika or “Fighter” by Christina Auguilera.
Kady Malloy - I say Kady should separate herself from the predictable blond and country pack early. Maybe some Heart or Pat Benatar. She should go no further up the country meter than Jewel or Sheryl Crow, if she wants to stand out. Pop music is the answer.
Ramiele Malubay - She reminds me of Tia Carrere, but vocally I think she is worthy of a song more soulful than “Ballroom Blitz”. I predict she will be the first to try on a Kelly Clarkson song, when and if the Idol Theme Week Gestapo allows it.
Syesha Mercado - I dunno. “Shout” by Tears For Fears. That is what she does when she sings, ya’ll. Or “Mediate” by INXS, as she apparently likes to communicate with signs.
Amanda Overmyer - I would love to hear Amanda sing anything by Pink, or maybe some Baba O’Riley by The Who. But I beg and I plead… No. More. Janis.
Carly Smithson - I think Carly’s voice is perfect for an ABBA joint, yo. And I still think “Whiskey In the Jar” would rock the hizzouse.
Alaina Whitaker - Meh, don’t really care. Maybe she will change my mind tonight. But I bet I could hold my breath until she-who-does-not-want-to-be-compared-to-Carrie-Underwood sings “Jesus Take the Wheel”, and survive.
Brooke White - I am not sure what Brooke’s niche will be - I am having a tough time putting a label on her. (I really hate that.) So, my song suggestions will be diverse - anything by Chantal Kreviazuk, Howard Jones or Dido.
On with the show - I hope we get a few surprises tonight - surprises are my favorite!
This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 at 8:35 pm and is filed under Television, American Idol.
